brb drowning myself in the toilet
But which end of the hotdog are you supposed to look through??
I work in a library and one time a woman came in and she wanted the sequel to the book she had just read, which she didnt know the title, author, or even the name of the sequel. All she had for me was ‘no I just read the blue one, I want the red one now’
I worked at Great Clips and we don’t do color there and so a lady asked how much color was, which is typical some people don’t know and I told her we only do cuts, perms, and styles and she said, “Oh okay well how much would it be to get my hair permed red” and I just
One of my friends has a little thing in her car that says ‘Don’t drive faster than your guardian angel can fly’ and she’s a Supernatural fan so I got this mental image of Castiel flapping frantically after the Winchester’s car going “Dean goddammit there’s a speed limit”
Oh God my first exam is on Monday
I am not ready for this I can’t do this that exam will probably go okay but the exam the following Friday and then the one the Friday after that have me so worried and anxious and oh Godddddddddddddddd why
My youngest flaunts her mind, and frightens away the suitors.